Love to Hate: The eGo Vision Cartomizer
Well, welcome to a new type of post, one that I came up with on the toilet; I do my best thinking there (I sense I might have just turned some people away) ANYWAY. Let me explain, every now and then I hear great things from a whole lot of people about a fantastic product, usually it’s a new flashy product.. that I go on to try and hate. This type of posts are going to be my little area for those little products.. usually in the form of a colorful rant (my shrink says I should express myself more). And while I’m on the topic.. FUCK MY SHRINK too.. cunt (see Doc, I’m expressing!)
Ok so the eGo Vision Cartomizer, or the Stardust.. or the L.L. Leakless.. or the CE4 clearomizer! Vendors: will you please stop re-branding shit? You can call it the “Hypermizer-Supreme-Vapormaster-9000-with-Optional-Cock-Sucking-Action” and it won’t make it anything more than the “CE4” the manufacturer calls them. This has nothing to do with the product itself; but I felt I needed to say it.
With so many raving reviews (and two bad ones) on the CE4’s I decided that it might just be the best thing since crotchless panties and I should give them a go. I’ve been looking for a filler-less carto that actually works anyway.
The ones I got were the LR variety, 2.1-2.4ohms, not necessarily as low as I wanted them but I’m fine with it afterall they are styled for eGo’s who follow the same LR ranges for their own atomizers/cartomizers. I say styled for eGo’s cause the little eGo skirt is unthreaded, making it as useless as a eunuch at an orgy; just there for the looks.
I tried the pretty clear one first, it wasn’t good I tried to make it work and it refused.. it went into the bin. My pretty red one was on the 2.5ohm side so I tried it at 4.5V it was like vaping week old jog-straps… and have I mentioned that I’m a lazy dillhole so lifting my arm THAT much to get them wicking feels weird? Anything that involves that much arm motion and doesn’t involve a “happy ending” is too much effort. In the 3.7 – 4.2V range the burning taste was gone.. I was momentarily happy.
After using them for a few days, I’m not a complete hater on these, I like the way they look and the custom drip-tip is quite comfortable.. and they can be rebuilt! Except they soon won’t be will they? From batch 1 that people were rebuilding to my batch 2 (aka C4 Plus) they are so tightly fitted that breaking them is now a big concern.. somewhere around batch 20 (C4 plus plus plus plus.. and a few more pluses?) they’ll be coming in with padlocks just in case someone can still do it. But hey! It’s a carto.. you’re supposed to use ‘em for a week or two and then throw them out; even it’s in the price-range of an atomizer!
Biggest plus is the leaking, they just refuse to the little buggers, I tried my best and didn’t manage to make them leak… did hit a homeless person in the eye after one flew out of my hand due to vigorous shaking; but that’s a different story. The vapor production is very good, no faults there either and the throat hit.. also pretty decent.. What has me clawing up the wall is flavor, or lack of. I like flavor.. that’s why I spend my
hard earned money on good juice. What’s the point in spending on good juice if you can’t get the flavor? It’s not the fucking bottle cause I’ve seen a lot of bottles and none of them were sexy enough for the price. So unless they’re made out of unicorn foreskin the coin I’m spending is for the contents; and with this clearomizer vision leakless stardust thingie.. I am not getting my monies worth.
The are my fucking ideas based on my fucking experience according to my fucking vape preference. Your fucking experience may vary!