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Hate Mail & An unfortunate Conclusion

Posted in Food For Thought

Jul 26, 12 Hate Mail & An unfortunate Conclusion

In recent developments The Vape Break Room has been receiving an overwhelming amount of hate-mail. Mostly revolving around the topic of electronic cigarette use with a smaller number directed directly at my writing style and humor. In great sadness and solely due to the sheer number of hate-mail messages on a daily basis I have come to the conclusion that I GIVE THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF FUCK HUMANLY POSSIBLE! In fact, contributing to low blood pressure, a slow heart and 115oF temperatures have enabled me to give 20% less fuck than your average turtle.

So bring it bitches! I’ve separated my email accounts so the important stuff don’t get drowned and I plan to read every single hate-mail you send.. I quite enjoy them; some are quite creative. If there is one thing I could kindly ask of you: please keep them original… if I wanted to get bored I’d read the Twilight Saga. IF you plan on being successful at reducing my book purchases then you have to be a bit more imaginative… also, and this is a minor issue, try to use your spell-check software. Hate-mail just isn’t hate-mail if it’s instructing me to “FOOK OF AND DYE”!

Thank you for reading and have a nice fucking day :)

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  • http://twitter.com/SteveVape Steve K

    With that much hate mail, you must be doing something right!

    • VaperJoe

      that’s one way of looking at it. i like how they make my visit numbers go up :D

      • james dunworth

        Damn it, I never get hate mail – what am I doing wrong?

        • VaperJoe

          You’re just a hell of a lot more likable than me James… I’ve been told that my telling people to fuck off all the time is rude, I’m not entirely convinced

  • Wokker

    This is fantastic!  great post!

    Fucks Given: 0

  • http://www.facebook.com/JoeDoe32 Joseph McKellar

    I think I’ve found my place in the vape world… Thank you.

  • DanNewman

    This post made me bookmark and log on to this site! Here I thought I was the only one who really didn’t give a fuck about what people say, lol.