Hate Mail & An unfortunate Conclusion
In recent developments The Vape Break Room has been receiving an overwhelming amount of hate-mail. Mostly revolving around the topic of electronic cigarette use with a smaller number directed directly at my writing style and humor. In great sadness and solely due to the sheer number of hate-mail messages on a daily basis I have come to the conclusion that I GIVE THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF FUCK HUMANLY POSSIBLE! In fact, contributing to low blood pressure, a slow heart and 115oF temperatures have enabled me to give 20% less fuck than your average turtle.
So bring it bitches! I’ve separated my email accounts so the important stuff don’t get drowned and I plan to read every single hate-mail you send.. I quite enjoy them; some are quite creative. If there is one thing I could kindly ask of you: please keep them original… if I wanted to get bored I’d read the Twilight Saga. IF you plan on being successful at reducing my book purchases then you have to be a bit more imaginative… also, and this is a minor issue, try to use your spell-check software. Hate-mail just isn’t hate-mail if it’s instructing me to “FOOK OF AND DYE”!
Thank you for reading and have a nice fucking day