Don’t you just hate that expression? “I’m like a shark, I am, If I’m not moving, I’m dying”! Utter bullsh!t.. sometimes I’m just preparing, sometimes I’m thinking, sometimes I’m taking a fucking rest! Unfortunately this isn’t the way of the interwebs. It’s come to my attention...
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My first experience with a genesis style rebuildable was a mouthful of hate wrapped in layers of fail, never had such bad vape in my entire vaping experience before or after it; until my second genesis experience which was bad in all the same ways.. but also included some juice the flavor of which I wouldn’t even wish on my...
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I hate inactive blogs, don’t you hate inactive blogs? I bet you do. So.. what has been going on with Vape-Break and why haven’t been any updates? Well in a nutshell, I’ve been all over lately with very little new things to review or mention; let’s see if I can catch you up. Starting off I was sent to France...
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This one time, i think it was in 1971, I went drinking with a yogi at our local pub. Amongst the things we talked about was 1: How amazing it was that i was out drinking almost a decade before i was born and 2: a new concept i had of vaporizing liquid nicotine with the use of a battery, we called it nonbacconation! YES, I invented...
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The following conversation actually took place today at the doctors office when I went in for a checkup. The name of the doctor has been replaced per request, so instead of Stephanie I’ll be calling her Steven.. oh dear! i’d make a horrible spy.. anyway, Steven is my family doctor for nearly 20years and has earned my...
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Tonight I’m in a silly mood and since i’m vaping some fantastic Tahitian Vanilla I shall be doing the post in a very bad french accent; call me Joe Paul Vaupier! As this doesn’t really come through in written form you’ll just need to imagine it! The busy season is finally over and for the first time in 2 months I...
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Joe’s Log supplemental: The war against the Baccorians was a long and hard one, for years it seemed like a fight without end, for every battle won three ended in disaster. In what was going to be the last final stand forces were pulled together and after long and strenuous debate the decision to use foreign technology from...
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A middle-aged woman was parking across the lot from me today, and she was smoking.. however for the first time in months I wasn’t discussed by the gut-wrenching odor that emanates from cigarettes.. I was drawn to it; much like a moth to a flame! I wanted to walk up to her and lick her face.. which in retrospect would have...
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